Make Demotivational Poster
LADY GAGA WITHOUT MAKEUP - The truth ain't always pretty.
THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine
ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"
TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...
THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -
REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.
SPIDER BABIES -
WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money
A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.
MAKE MINE A DOUBLE - Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino No Foam Upside Down Double Blended with an 18 gauge needle please.
SO I WAS LIKE ABRAHAM.. YOU SHOULD SACRAFICE YOUR SON - then I was like "Whoa... I was just kidding bro"
PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.
NEW WORLD ORDER -
THE WEEKEND IS HERE - Carry On
COFFEE - Makes the universe better
TAKE AWAY THE -
BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers
EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!
STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -
THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes
TWUE WUV -
BLESSED - Are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God. -Matt. 5:9
INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol
DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes
WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy
DEATH - Makes you bald.
YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds
PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper
PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.
GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.
INDIFFERENCE - Is it ignorance or apathy that is destroying society? I don't know, and I don't care
BATMAN - The Dork Knight
SHEEP SHAGGING -
wear your seatbelt -
UGLY WAKES EARLY -
MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION -
IN MY HOUSE... -
GREY DWARF -
THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!
IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy
MAGIC WAND - It makes men disappear ...
POWER OVERWHELMING -
NO "I" IN "TEAM" -
THE HUNTER -
THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again
BestBuy Employees II -
OUTSMARTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND - It's really not that hard.
THE WORLD IS NOT POLLUTED ENOUGH FOR US -
YOU - Have the power to make a change Just stick a dime in a light socket
SPEAK CLEARLY -
2 MUSTANGS - One Tool.
I'D LIKE TO THANK TACO BELL - For all the gas and diarrhea it's given me.
MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?
USING TOO MUCH MAKE-UP -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest
DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get
Make a Wish -
IT'S A DAWG'S LIFE -
ANTIPODES - CRAZY BUGGERS -
Makes sense now -
I SOLVED MY RAT PROBLEM -
LOVE YOU DADDY! -
STUBBORN DEUTCHLANDER -
THE WHEN AND THE WHERE -
EVEN IN LOVE - Doubt half of what you see And all of what you hear
AROUND THE CORNER -
SURPRISE PARTY -
WHILE YOU SCROLLED - he approved/rejected 173 submissions
ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -
LOL CATS -
Special Delivery -
SOME DAYS -
BUCKLE UP - Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.
FACIAL HAIR -
WHO'S HUNGRY? -
I HAVE A SOLUTION! - Why don't you just move the coffee maker?
WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?
BEER - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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