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LADY GAGA WITHOUT MAKEUP - The truth ain't always pretty.


TAGS: gaga sans makeup
Rating: 2.14/5

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Chopperliscious - November 19, 2009, 11:33 pm
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cos I'm BLUFFEN with ma MUFFIN I'm not lying I'm just stunnin with ma love glue gurlin!


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm
Excellent observation! Well done!


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


TELLING HER TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH - Make sure you can take her first...




THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -


TAGS: practice makes perfect
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - October 15, 2015, 1:57 pm
Any d*** fool can land on a runway that doesn't move...chuckles.
Crashedmonkey - March 31, 2010, 8:15 am
@Bob, you like our digis? i hate these things, i knida want my old utilities back
Bob D. Sailor - March 30, 2010, 10:08 pm
Everything is true except sewing the back pockets on the front. Plus we got some sweet new digi's to a** around in.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Nice one Airman, 5 for those poor bastards. LOL
GySgt1811 - March 30, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thank Gawd! It ain't changed a bit since 1962! How I miss it. However, I hear they don't light the smoking lamp anymore.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:40 pm
nothing tops a hog!
Airman - March 30, 2010, 3:15 pm
ah, but we get better tee times.. and warthogs.. nuff said
Budog - March 30, 2010, 2:15 pm
Well "Airman" all the good pilots are in the U.S. Navy, that is why the are called "Naval Aviators". Any caveman can land a fighter plane on the ground. But hey, we need the Air Force, someone needs to stand around with their hands in their pockets...
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Discipline. 5
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 12:04 pm
I love it 5L!!!!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Spoken like a true Airman. 5 squids


FAKE -




REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




THREATS -


TAGS: threats one lion stupid people who make tunnels
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:33 pm
f*** it, I'm tunnelling this :)
Y0yo - June 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
Why am I so tempted to tunnel this now =(
Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:10 pm
Pure Genius Ron. Five fabulous furrowing felines for you.


A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.


TAGS: make her feel good
Rating: 4.72/5

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holymoly - January 26, 2012, 5:22 pm
Great poster Spanko... even better advice.. I need to remember this one...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:50 pm
careful thogh, when she's too quiet, she's probably up to something that will cost you lol good post


MAKE MINE A DOUBLE - Double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino No Foam Upside Down Double Blended with an 18 gauge needle please.


TAGS: starbucks make mine a double
Rating: 4/5

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Bull - May 2, 2011, 11:14 am
yep, that's how my wife takes it. 5 lol's


SO I WAS LIKE ABRAHAM.. YOU SHOULD SACRAFICE YOUR SON - then I was like "Whoa... I was just kidding bro"


TAGS: jesus makes a funny
Rating: 4.38/5

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gas - March 1, 2012, 2:30 pm
I saw the same image at some funny-pics page, but with another text: "this one time, I got so hammered... I woke up 3 days later in some cave" xD. anyway, 5 from me too, sometimes you can't credit all what you share
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 12:25 pm
Thanks guys, but I cant take credit for this. I dont know who to credit as there was no creator listed, but it was something I wanted to share
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:15 pm
It Work's 5L
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 8:05 am
nice....5 molys


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


NEW WORLD ORDER -


TAGS: pension lost make right
Rating: 4.78/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
you can never go wrong with a sh**gun it would have been better if they were side by side and not one on top of the other but 5L anyway
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:28 pm

These are gorgeous, RL!~


THE WEEKEND IS HERE - Carry On


TAGS: make it a good one
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:34 am
Niiiiice


COFFEE - Makes the universe better


TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.42/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


TAKE AWAY THE -




AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

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GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!


TAGS: ima goth and there is no way i would ever wear my makeup like that
Rating: 1.29/5

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archpope - June 27, 2011, 4:34 am
Epic Taxonomy Fail! Those are cat ears.
princeInsomnia - December 11, 2010, 6:54 pm
actually it's an epic visual kei fail


STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT -


TAGS: wish isa dream yourheart makes
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - April 16, 2012, 7:18 pm
totally agree. he was right. let's move on now. I have a nap coming up
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
If the criticism is on the mark, it doesn't matter where it came from, when he starts going off the makrk, that's when you hold him up. And a few trips between goldmedals don't matter none Airman haha :D
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:35 pm
I knew it was a repeat when I saw it, but I've seen a few comments from this member and a**umed he was a reg I've never heard of based on his criticisms. Turs out he has 6 posters and no posts. A little fresh to be policing our site like a greybeard
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:32 pm
my first thought was Did I repeat one? I have done that before.. the age thing is a b****
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
We need to get you a badge officer pengen..... try a few more posters before you bomb on on a respected member no matter how deserving they may be
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:30 pm
and I added my 1L
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:28 pm
i found it.. never saw it before..
Airman - April 16, 2012, 6:25 pm
it is? what number is it..
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:16 pm
this is already a demotivational poster 1L for repeats


THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes


TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by JSburley

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


TWUE WUV -




BLESSED - Are the peacemakers, for they will be called the sons of God. -Matt. 5:9


TAGS: us soldier peacemaker
Rating: 3.67/5

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BuZZbomb - December 12, 2009, 8:08 am
Did he just say 'Blessed are the Cheesemakers'? Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?


INTERNET DATING - it makes me lol




DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes


TAGS: weak parents make weak children
Rating: 4.65/5

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Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:41 pm
What a cute picture.


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


WHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Keep an eye on Gandalf... I don't trust that guy


TAGS: make sure you know which ring is which
Rating: 3/5

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emsilent - May 9, 2010, 12:20 am
i dont trust gandalf either


DEATH - Makes you bald.




FINE -




YOUR GREATNESS IS NOT MEASURED -




WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds


TAGS: spoons dont make airplane sounds
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:05 am

drop this at moti-twist as well dude.


PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.




INDIFFERENCE - Is it ignorance or apathy that is destroying society? I don't know, and I don't care


TAGS: you too can make changes
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sho - December 26, 2011, 11:00 am
Yet churches are public places where everyone can go in and pray
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 10:59 am
Matthew: Chapter 6 Verse 5 Public prayer is "verbotten"


BATMAN - The Dork Knight


TAGS: reading makes you become a super hero for some minutes
Rating: 3.81/5

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matt28 - April 5, 2010, 11:48 pm
Looks like Hitler kinda let himself go.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:51 am
I think I went to HS with this guy.


SHEEP SHAGGING -




OBAMANOMICS -


TAGS: if political then try to make it funny
Rating: 2.95/5

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WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't fault an equal opportunity political satirist. Don't worry about sounding arrogant. I've given enough indications that you can presume to know my opinions on what's funny or not.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:14 pm
p.s.: change "knew" to "thought" -- otherwise I sound like an arrogant prick. Bye.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks. Knew you'd like it ... however, just to be humorously by-partisan (or just an all-round unfunny a**hole) I did another one of this pic. Bye.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Excellent, Sean. 5 over-taxed lions.


wear your seatbelt -


TAGS: makeup crash
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:57 am
HAH!
mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:01 pm
ROTFL!!!!! This has happened more than once!!!! Someetimes, the hardest part about being a medic, is keeping a straight face! 5L!
concern3 - May 19, 2015, 4:10 am
A 5er but my lord


UGLY WAKES EARLY -


TAGS: morning make over
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - February 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah, we missed you on there. Thanks for voting, mariand.
mariand - February 11, 2013, 5:14 pm
meh... I couldn't vote on Poster evolution, but I vote now.
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 4:23 pm
She looks to be more the melba toast connoisseur. Thanks Sly.
Silverheart - February 11, 2013, 4:15 pm

Don't forget the dani5h.


MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION -


TAGS: make a wish sick children
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - August 31, 2012, 7:59 pm

I would hate to think a kid was denied for that reason. The people who benefit from this group don't care where the money comes from. I know my brother & his family didn't, they just needed time away from the hospital, chemo, needles, & pain.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:39 pm
If I was a dying 13 year old, my wish would be for some nookie, without my parents' knowledge! I doubt they accommodate that kind of wish, but why not?
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
So do I, though I can't stand it when they're like "Sorry, Timmy, no wish for you, we were offered money that we could have used to make it happen, but we turned it down because it was raised by a strip club or other business whose morals we don't like."
rerun - August 27, 2012, 4:29 pm

I fully support the Make A Wish foundation, wonderful people that I hope nobody ever needs to call on.


IN MY HOUSE... -




IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: use your bitter fate to make fun
Rating: 4.33/5

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Chef - May 6, 2010, 6:55 pm
5L for lawnmower man!
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:45 am
I don't know why I like it either 5 little piggies
MO - May 6, 2010, 8:33 am
*Sigh* I......like it!


GREY DWARF -


TAGS: red dwarf old remake
Rating: 4.11/5

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maoworks2 - October 17, 2012, 2:23 pm
Welcome To The Club.


THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!




IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

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Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


AGGY -


TAGS: aggy tribute porcelina remake pzy
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - December 9, 2010, 1:38 pm
Hmmmff. I thought I lost those shorts. Left them on the bus, maybe. Uhmm, you keep 'em AGGY. You've earned them!
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 9:35 am
@raheem, I guess it wasn't as good as your posters you have made.
raheemrogers - December 9, 2010, 8:57 am
dats real g**
forseti - December 9, 2010, 2:23 am
LOL
Chompers - December 8, 2010, 9:30 pm
Oh, ho, ho. That is hilarious.


MAGIC WAND - It makes men disappear ...


TAGS: magic wand makes men disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

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MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:08 am
Bravo!


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


NO "I" IN "TEAM" -


TAGS: as family friendly as i can make it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - December 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
Crap. I had no idea Haar used this pick way back in July. I re-used it recently. Ooops.
fasteddie - December 29, 2010, 12:02 pm
but there is an "I" in "I said shut up b****"
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:54 am
Beautiful.


THE HUNTER -


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l


THEY SAY - Ghosts are the still present souls of those now departed I say they're my brain cells trying to warn me about Jaeger again


TAGS: top hats make everything fun oct 30 challenge
Rating: 3.32/5

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agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 1:09 pm
Them ghosts need to be a little more persuasive, huh?


BOUNDARIES -




BestBuy Employees II -




OUTSMARTING YOUR GIRLFRIEND - It's really not that hard.




FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


THE WORLD IS NOT POLLUTED ENOUGH FOR US -




YOU - Have the power to make a change Just stick a dime in a light socket




STATISTICS -




DEVELOPMENT -


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Neener - October 25, 2010, 7:26 pm
I love this one
pzykosiz - October 25, 2010, 5:58 pm
my god that's a hell of a lot of posters aggy. 5L's all round


Life -


TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L


SPEAK CLEARLY -


TAGS: make your wish clear humor
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CPTinshano - June 3, 2012, 7:06 pm
LOL
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:35 am
It's also important to specify how you want what you wish for. Or I want to be rich might get you turned into a drug lord and I want to be young & beautiful forever might get you turned into a mannequin
lgvernon - June 2, 2012, 10:40 pm

Took me a while to turn that old joke into a poem. Thanks, GaryO!~
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 10:39 pm
Nicely done LG, nicely done


2 MUSTANGS - One Tool.


TAGS: and one angry headache make it stop
Rating: 4.38/5

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champ99 - March 10, 2011, 8:47 pm
The Mustang in the back ground is the best that ever was, foreground? Not so much. And yes, he looks like a tool. 4L's for the plane 1 for the tool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2010, 10:00 am
I see one mustang and one plastang.....Ford sucks!


I'D LIKE TO THANK TACO BELL - For all the gas and diarrhea it's given me.


TAGS: taco bell makes me poop
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Kyronic

Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:37 am
Thanks. The funny thing is that I had Taco Bell tonight. Probably what inspired this poster. That outcome of the dinner was not good at all...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:34 am
Holy s*it! I'm not the only one! 5 lions for you, dude!


MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?


TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
LOL!
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


USING TOO MUCH MAKE-UP -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get


TAGS: ugly dating sites marraige matchmaker
Rating: 2.83/5

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Krissie - July 22, 2009, 1:51 am
sorry, but the ph**oshopping on this is terrible...


Make a Wish -


TAGS: make wish dallas cowboys vow
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:34 am
That ticker is 5o accurate; how many lawyers have used that argument, lol.


IT'S A DAWG'S LIFE -


TAGS: bark woof ruff makes scents
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 7, 2013, 6:12 pm
Thanks guys
GaryO - February 7, 2013, 9:03 am
So right. What’s really unnerving is seeing those eyes from the other side. 5L
Greeny - February 7, 2013, 5:07 am
*Incites Jealousy - 5L


HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

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flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


ANTIPODES - CRAZY BUGGERS -




Makes sense now -


TAGS: all makes sense now
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Ism

Rudedog - May 24, 2013, 11:16 pm
Was blind but now I see


I SOLVED MY RAT PROBLEM -




LOVE YOU DADDY! -




STUBBORN DEUTCHLANDER -


TAGS: three neins makes twenty seven
Rating: 4.42/5

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forseti - December 9, 2011, 8:58 am
5 Löwen!


THE WHEN AND THE WHERE -




EVEN IN LOVE - Doubt half of what you see And all of what you hear




AROUND THE CORNER -


TAGS: make the call
Rating: 4.25/5

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SURPRISE PARTY -




WHILE YOU SCROLLED - he approved/rejected 173 submissions


TAGS: rerun makes it look easy
Rating: 3.93/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 10:41 pm
If you put you mous cursor over either aarm it give you the finger. Or... you can stick it up his nose... Decisions, decisions...
rerun - November 15, 2011, 6:31 pm

sweet, casters on my chair
Reality Lord - November 15, 2011, 5:59 pm

this just made my day :) thnx AM


REALISTS -




DEFIANCE -




ABOUT LAST NIGHT... -


TAGS: you cant keep leading the undead on like this egd either make a commitment or let them rest in peace
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Chompers - November 26, 2009, 8:42 am
Dude, what's with me pic?


LOL CATS -




BMMFG! -




Special Delivery -


TAGS: trucking signs money makers
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - December 16, 2014, 12:10 pm
again


BEWILDERED -


TAGS: age makes me giddy
Rating: 4.74/5

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Master - April 27, 2011, 4:32 pm
Tell Me about it! Oh, wait, cancel that---I already know...
gas - April 27, 2011, 11:59 am
hehe that's so true!
CaptainBaked - April 27, 2011, 10:00 am
Head ru5h!


SOME DAYS -


TAGS: are a waste of makeup
Rating: 4.68/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:23 pm
wow... sad actually, but none the less understandable, I did quite a few projects about the Egyptians, their beliefs and Gods. and now that you mention it, yes, it was only the men
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
And if you go back further in history, back to the ancient Egyptians, the men were the only ones who wore make-up. They were superstitious and believed that make-up protected them from evil spirits.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Agreed, Personally I think make up was made to look like a *ahem* wh*** to be blatantly honest
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
Oh? no personal experience that helps me crank out my posters at the speed of 1 poster a month if I'm lucky?? But either remembering an old tale or personal experience it's still worthy the 5L Pleasure
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 11:57 pm

I have to agree. As far as a 'reason' for the poster: I'd heard the quip and when I saw this beautiful piece of art, I was reminded of it. How could a woman this beautiful ever think she could be improved upon with makeup~~part of the irony~~ Cheers!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:49 pm
M0rd, I concur 100%. Women who use make up all the time or excessively have low self-esteem. A quality man wants a quality woman and NOT a make-up doll.
lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:26 pm

Thanks, M0rd!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:20 pm
Personally... ALL days are a utter waste of any kind of make up... a girl looks on her best natural, but this is't a debate... 5L's! I can only imagine the reason for this poster XD


BUCKLE UP - Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car.


TAGS: don t make me turn around
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by spanko1

tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:52 pm
A nice play on words here...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 3:41 pm
That's A Must !!


FACIAL HAIR -




DENOUEMENT -


TAGS: make sure your drunk enough to pee on the fire
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - April 28, 2010, 8:10 pm
Very Nice FacePaint!! Great Pic support. I had to look the word up to see if you spelled it right :) 5L


WHO'S HUNGRY? -


TAGS: mad men make lowsy chefs
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Greeny

tellitlikeitis - February 9, 2011, 9:10 pm
Good one. 5 L's.


I HAVE A SOLUTION! - Why don't you just move the coffee maker?




INGENUITY -


TAGS: despair day acheivemnet unecessary the man makes the clothes stare all you like tag mistake
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 7:22 pm
Thanks for the votes, guys, and certainly for the comments. They're hilarious.
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:18 am
LMAO!
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 10:02 am
LOL...would you like new car scent or pine?
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 9:56 am
Priceless! Now where did I lay that stethoscope?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
Cool. I'm trading in my clip-board. What the hell was I thinking?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 9:18 pm
Problems at home, Random? This is what happens when you don't go to that Halloween party!
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 9:15 pm
Here I am making jokes about a cheating girlfriend and a warm watermelon, and this comes along and truly becomes awesome. Excellent Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:14 pm
Thanks, guys. Stuff like that is always good to hear.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 9:11 pm
Excellent Bart. 5Ls
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 9:09 pm
5lions for 5! Perfect score!
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
God! the comments are hilarious. Thanks for the votes, guys. I'm glad you like it.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
A lab coat from Dr. Seymour Bush
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
5L - welcome to the world!


MAKEUP -


TAGS: makeup beauty
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:36 pm
To mix cultures
Signe - February 25, 2009, 6:35 pm
Poor font choice. But I'm sorta confused... It looks like Geisha make-up, but I don't recognize the hat. It just doesn't look Japanese to me. And do Geishas usually really have a bindi? I've never seen a bindi on a geisha before. I guess this person likes


WOULD YOU RATHER - Get slapped across the face with this cactus Or grab and squeeze it with your bare hands?


TAGS: make your choice cactus thorns
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - August 4, 2011, 3:25 pm
Oh ok, thanks. I like making them up
R.S.Jake - August 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
Marriage = Darned if you do, Darned if you don't.
Sho - August 4, 2011, 11:10 am
Marriage posters?
Verdeckt - August 4, 2011, 6:14 am
Wow, these marriage posters are getting weirder and weirder.


BEER - How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


TAGS: make me a sandwitch aswell
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


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